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Sally A.
May 31, 20232 min read
First Pets
Growing up, my brother and I never had any pets. Which is really annoying because all the security questions ask you "what's the name of...
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Sally A.
Feb 8, 20222 min read
The Patriotic Tooth Fairy
My 6yr old son, Alex, lost a tooth last night before dinner. It was so dramatic - and it's not because it was his first tooth to lose....
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Sally A.
Mar 27, 20182 min read
How to Tell a Bedtime Story in 2 hours
Yes, my kid slept with face-paint on. Judge me. I dare you.
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Sally A.
Mar 12, 20182 min read
Parenting level: Facepalm
Life with a three year old is hard. I mean, it requires an amazing amount of self-control. You read mommy blogs & parenting articles, and...
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Sally A.
Mar 17, 20162 min read
8 Things I Love About My Three-Year-Old
Last week my baby turned three. Three years old. The saying, the days are long but the years are short, has never rung so true for me!...
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Sally A.
May 31, 20152 min read
Potty Training: 2-Day method
Alright – We are doneeeeeeeee! (with the occasional accident 🙂 But yes – now she actually asks to go pee! YAAAAAY. And you know how long...
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Sally A.
Sep 22, 20143 min read
The naughty child
I watched silently, as an observer should, without judging, without giving mean looks, as the mother told her screaming two and a half...
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Sally A.
Sep 15, 20142 min read
Squeak squeak
Once upon a time, some 30 or so years ago, the apartment right on top of ours was inhibited by a loving family. Then one day, the father...
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Sally A.
Feb 24, 20142 min read
Sleeping Beauty
Ever since I had Thia I’ve dreamed of a baby that can sleep through anything. You know those babies? The ones whose parents can take them...
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Sally A.
Feb 23, 20141 min read
Lost & never found
I lost my hair comb today. I searched frantically for it but there was no sign of my big black comb. I fear that it may have fallen to...
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Sally A.
Dec 18, 20131 min read
A little privacy please?
Ha! You think you can have a normal life after you have a baby. But no. You can’t even get a little privacy to pee! She’s all like “you...
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Sally A.
Dec 13, 20132 min read
Night-feeding weaning
Whomever said this is as simple as replacing milk with babies’ herbal tea, and then gradually thinning it till it’s water – probably has...
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Sally A.
Nov 6, 20131 min read
Hubby’s death wish
It often seems as though my hubby has a death wish. I mean, there can't be any other explanation for certain circumstances. For instance:...
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Sally A.
Sep 26, 20131 min read
My kitty cat
If you saw my face you’d think I own an untamed kitten. With long nails. But I don’t. I own a baby. I mean I have a baby. This baby of...
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Sally A.
Sep 15, 20132 min read
STOP the Kissing!
You all know how I am not particularly fond of kissing when greeting people (I’m a freak of nature – remember?)…especially in the heat....
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Sally A.
Sep 14, 20131 min read
Random thoughts of Thia
“Mmmm I just showered. I have a clean bodysuit on and cute new Pj’s. I feel clean! Too clean…it’s spit-up time!” “Let’s poop in the...
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Sally A.
Jun 21, 20131 min read
Grandpa & Uncle meet Thia
That’s about the only reason I was willing to come back to Egypt. For Thia to meet her family. But most importantly, for her uncle (i.e.:...
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Sally A.
Jun 15, 20131 min read
Poop machine?
Of course my title is more conservative than what they actually called babies in an article I read…”shit machines” they said. And I...
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Sally A.
May 14, 20132 min read
Things I miss!
Yaaaaay my bundle of joy is out of my tummy…but there are quite a few things I already miss about being pregnant…for example: 1. I miss...
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