“Mmmm I just showered. I have a clean bodysuit on and cute new Pj’s. I feel clean! Too clean…it’s spit-up time!”
“Let’s poop in the bathtub and see if mummy likes it.”
“I’m just going to sit abnormally still and stare at the ceiling for a few minutes and we’ll see if mummy freaks out.”
“Maybe Ill sleep through the night tonight, and scare the hell out of mummy – she’ll probably think I stopped breathing and come to check up on me every 5 minutes!”
“I love carrots. No wait, I think I hate them….No I love them! Give me moreeee! Nonononono hate them. go away mummy!”
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